Emoticans.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons",
 where  :) means a smile and  :(  is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
         :-) and  :-( respectively.


       Well, how about some "Assicons"?  Here goes:

        (_!_)      a regular ass

       (__!__)    a fat ass

           (!)        a tight ass

         (_*_)      a sore ass

         {_!_}      a swishy ass

         (_o_)      an ass that's been around

         (_x_)      kiss my ass

         (_X_)     leave my ass alone

         (_zzz_)    a tired ass

         (_o^^o_)   a wise ass

         (_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

          (_£_)     Money coming out of his ass

          (_?_)   Dumb Ass

    and what about "Boobicons"

(o)(o) perfect breasts

( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big nipple breasts

oo a cups

{ O }{ O } d cups

(oYo) wonder bra breasts

( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts

(o)(O) lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) pierced breasts

(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts

|o||o| android breasts

($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts